September 29, 2008
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Cows - The Constitution - The 10 Commandments
"Mint_Galore" sent this to me and I wanted to share it with you all.
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
Comments (7)
Hilariously true - Thanks!! Hope you had a good weekend...Mike
These quotes are the BEST!! I wonder who originally said them? Thanks for sharing- Roger and I had a good laugh.
funny but true
Yep and they wonder why our Country is in the shape it's in????Hope you have a Great Night!........In Christ's Love.....Monic
We can always depend on you for a laugh when things seem to b falling apart.
Curtis and I got a good chuckle.
Nor can we find the only 6' 6" Arab on dialysis with a face known to every human being on earth.
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